FLCL - "Brittle Bullet" Script
FLCL- Episode 5, "Brittle Bullet"
(We see Nandaba Naota panting, hiding in long grass. He cocks the bolt on a gun. We see that he and Haruhara Haruko are hiding in the grass together.)
Haruko - Takkun, we're surrounded.
Naota - It's a full-scale attack. They've got snipers, too!
Haruko - Snipers are always so annoying, you know?
Naota - If we move, they'll fire!
Haruko - But we gotta do something.
(Naota takes both of their guns.)
Naota - You're right. I'll draw their fire. It's dangerous, so...
Haruko - That's the idea!
Naota - Huh?
Haruko - This is your final battle. Go and die to prove that you loved me!
(She kicks him out into enemy fire.)
(The previous night, Naota and Nandaba Shigekuni watch a John Woo style action movie on TV. One man is shot. A flock of pigeons flies up.)
FLCL - Full Swing, part 2
(The next day, the Mabase Martians, Canti included, stand on the baseball field, ready to play another game.)
Umpire - Play ball!!!
Shigekuni - Alright! Show no mercy!
(The Mabase Martians can be heard taunting the other team.)
Martian - My mother hits better than this guy!
(Another Martian laughs.)
(Meanwhile, at the river, Mamimi sits with her arms around Naota.)
Mamimi - Oh... that must be the Great Emperor of Fear, I bet.
Naota - What are you talking about?
Mamimi - Nostradamus predicted it, but he must have got lost. Don't you think? (They hear a horn. Mamimi looks up to see Haruko and her Vespa on the bridge.) Oh! Haru-san!
Haruko - The game's already started, you guys. Are you doing that perverted stuff again?
Naota - You're the one who's perverted.
Haruko - Then let's get ready and swing t